CCAP Presentation
2006.06.27 - 6:11 PM
Carnegie Community Action Project put together this report on housing/homelessness in Vancouver. I thought that I would submit it as I just overheard the person next to me just state "I don't like watching the news....I would rather live in my ignorant bliss." Here is the news!
Carnegie Community Action Project
after smokes and booze i barely have enouf to wipe my ass thanx gvn't!!!
I meant to tell you [got distracted] that I read some of your writing Cole and I thought it was screamingly funny and well done.
As for the a**wipe--the amount of paper shuffled by your welfare worker should come in really handy [pardon la pun]
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DRAAL: I like youâ€â€you’re trouble
SUSAN IVANOVA: Thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me in days.
Most gourmet coffee shops (secondary cup, ratsbucks) used to leave lots of loose rolls in their toilets, maybe try "liberating" them while dressed like a college student.
I really like that idea--I bet it's the fluffy soft TP that smells nice, too. Can't have the yuppies wiping their pee-pees on less!
I bet if you take a small bottle you can scarf some really lathering almondy smelling liquid hand soap while you're in there.
So, for an overpriced $1.50 coffee you could have a haul of $2 worth of butt tissue and $3.00 worth of expensive bathroom soap.
Oh yeah and don't forget to hook the packets of raw brown sugar. Why does something that takes less refining time and money cost MORE?
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MARCUS COLE: You’re a thief! A highwayman! The least you could do is wear a mask and ride a horse.